HAHA!!! Need your opinion

[The Law]

So i started this website called Rent-A-Midget.com

So what do you think about this? Good Idea? How can i promote this...hmmmm

[Chicken Fried Steak]

It's a very marketable concept, we have a similar agency here that i sometimes use for functions, they rent out groups of midgets for parties (waiting tables etc...), concert stage presence, all cool stuff and the guys get paid good, nothing seedy you kbow!

[MRD]

Is this Brian?
It is a damn fine idea!!!!!!!!! Everyone loves the little people.
Mike

[The Law]

Nah, this is Jack. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Something big is coming up soon hopefully, we'll see how it works out [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ShellyCrash]

Prices are good. I tried to rent Wee-Man a few months ago, what a pain in the ass.

[The Law]

Yeah, i heard WeeMan was a pain in the ass. Well Shelly just let me know when you would like a midget, Ill hook up a fellow SxDx fan!

[ShellyCrash]

Wee Man was part of a package deal with the agent, also including Ryan Dunn, Steveo, etc. Pretty much everyone who has been on Jackass minus Knoxville and Pontius due to his recent wedding.
Wee Man was up in the air throughout the entire negotiation. He kept saying he had to check his schedule, never got back with anyone, etc.

I don't know how much you can blame on the performer and how much you can blame on the agent, but the price suddenly jacked almost double a month and a half into working out the deal. The agency got 50% which is absurd! They insisted we sign the contract and agree to the rider before they edited it. Then they wanted us to insure them. I could see insuring alot of acts- but insuring them? That was the deal breaker.

Really sucked for me because I put around 3 months total into the event planning. It was a posh hosted party, not a performance. It would be just my luck someone breaks their neck on my dime. Fuck that.

[ShellyCrash]

We hold our parites in vegas.

[The Law]

HAHA! Our guys sign releases so that they cant sue us or the people that theyre entertaining, what a pain in the ass though. HAHA! Im telling you, let me know for next time! [img]smile.gif[/img] CRAP! youre in Florida...nevermind [img]smile.gif[/img]

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[The Law]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! DO IIIIT!!!!!! You going to VLV?